Do you have rules girls?

Not sex or swinging rules, but those old rules from dating? I used to get so much crap from my friends for my rules back when I was dating, but I still stand by them (the rules, fuck the friends). Good thing I don't plan on being single again!


1. If he takes longer in the bathroom to get ready then I do, no deal.

1-a. Likewise, if he owns more hair/face products then I do...

2. If his hair or fingernails are longer then mine (on purpose), no deal. (I know lots of girls love long hair, I might be the only one that doesnt)

3. He had to be 6'4" to earn a date (shorter was totally allowable for just sex)

*this is the rule that all my SHORT girlfriends fed me crap for, "but what if you meet someone really amazing, blah-blah-blah-whine-snivel". All I was asking for was 3" measly inches! I KNOW my friend Jen would never have considered a guy 5'4"! And why did they care? Trying to keep all the tall guys for themselves? damn whores*


4. If I can't tell he has a hard-on through his jeans, probably not gonna happen.

5. He needs body hair. NOT a pelt please, but not spending 45 min in the shower shaving his ass.

6. No mustaches, mullets, bigots or firebirds.


I think that it is, I'm sure I've forgotten some over the years, but it has always cracked me up hearing about peoples rules, so fess up!