Do you have rules girls?

Not sex or swinging rules, but those old rules from dating? I used to get so much crap from my friends for my rules back when I was dating, but I still stand by them (the rules, fuck the friends). Good thing I don't plan on being single again!


1. If he takes longer in the bathroom to get ready then I do, no deal.

1-a. Likewise, if he owns more hair/face products then I do...

2. If his hair or fingernails are longer then mine (on purpose), no deal. (I know lots of girls love long hair, I might be the only one that doesnt)

3. He had to be 6'4" to earn a date (shorter was totally allowable for just sex)

*this is the rule that all my SHORT girlfriends fed me crap for, "but what if you meet someone really amazing, blah-blah-blah-whine-snivel". All I was asking for was 3" measly inches! I KNOW my friend Jen would never have considered a guy 5'4"! And why did they care? Trying to keep all the tall guys for themselves? damn whores*


4. If I can't tell he has a hard-on through his jeans, probably not gonna happen.

5. He needs body hair. NOT a pelt please, but not spending 45 min in the shower shaving his ass.

6. No mustaches, mullets, bigots or firebirds.


I think that it is, I'm sure I've forgotten some over the years, but it has always cracked me up hearing about peoples rules, so fess up!

[maddison]

I dont remember having any rules but looking at yours makes me feel like maybe i should have...lol

[Elli]

Not too much back hair! :) But I do loooooove to nestle in a nice patch of chest hair!

[maddison]

Originally Posted by Elli

Not too much back hair! :) But I do loooooove to nestle in a nice patch of chest hair!

ah yes Elli I love the chest hair too

Clean shaven, yes that means chest too hehehe.

His Arms must be bigger then mine LOL I cant date a guy that I can bench press!!!! Thank god my man benchs over 600lbs I dont think I will catch that any time soon.

He must be willing to sacrifice our time so that I may spend hours and hours in the gym trainig with several sweaty guys and NOT get jelous!!!

Must be a good coach or cheerleader if he insists on coming to my training sessions or compitions!!!

must be willing to give me sex when ever I want it cause that is often!!

And if he dosnt know anything about how I lift do not pretend like he does just to try to tell me how to do it.

But I have gotten lucky and I got all that and more in my guy, After all he is my coach and my lover. What more could I want.

If you date a man in your place, take care of your panties.

(Bad experience, I have date a man in my place and he found a pair of my panties. I have seen later that he have cum in while he is in the bathroom).

Originally Posted by AnnaNicole69

If you date a man in your place, take care of your panties.

(Bad experience, I have date a man in my place and he found a pair of my panties. I have seen later that he have cum in while he is in the bathroom).

EWWW Sounds creepy.

The chest hair is a must, but not too much. I don't care for long hair either.

I would never date a racisit or man with a very dirty bathrooom

I met a guy once and he was cute and had a great job. He was a gentlemen seemed like a great catch til one nite I went for a drink to his place. I had to use the rest room , it was sooo gross that was it for me !! I was outa there


hmm I would not date someone shorter than me...luckily Ihave not met a adult male under 5 feet lol ( pretty safe I think)

[Randy]

Originally Posted by KendraJade

5. He needs body hair. NOT a pelt please, but not spending 45 min in the shower shaving his ass.

6. No mustaches, mullets, bigots or firebirds.

guess I need to shave then .. I have had hair on my upper lip for the last 24 years .. give or take a few days here or there. I also grow a beard in the winter to keep my face from freezing off when I am working outside.

[Elli]

Originally Posted by munchablemegan

I would never date a racisit or man with a very dirty bathrooom

I met a guy once and he was cute and had a great job. He was a gentlemen seemed like a great catch til one nite I went for a drink to his place. I had to use the rest room , it was sooo gross that was it for me !! I was outa there


hmm I would not date someone shorter than me...luckily Ihave not met a adult male under 5 feet lol ( pretty safe I think)

omg so true!! If you don't keep your toilet useable, then that says a lot for the rest of the hygeine around the house (and lack thereof!)

[Rebecca]

Those are funny. Fortunately I didn't have rules. I would have broken them all.

Originally Posted by KendraJade

Not sex or swinging rules, but those old rules from dating? I used to get so much crap from my friends for my rules back when I was dating, but I still stand by them (the rules, fuck the friends). Good thing I don't plan on being single again!


1. If he takes longer in the bathroom to get ready then I do, no deal.

1-a. Likewise, if he owns more hair/face products then I do...

2. If his hair or fingernails are longer then mine (on purpose), no deal. (I know lots of girls love long hair, I might be the only one that doesnt)

3. He had to be 6'4" to earn a date (shorter was totally allowable for just sex)

*this is the rule that all my SHORT girlfriends fed me crap for, "but what if you meet someone really amazing, blah-blah-blah-whine-snivel". All I was asking for was 3" measly inches! I KNOW my friend Jen would never have considered a guy 5'4"! And why did they care? Trying to keep all the tall guys for themselves? damn whores*


4. If I can't tell he has a hard-on through his jeans, probably not gonna happen.

5. He needs body hair. NOT a pelt please, but not spending 45 min in the shower shaving his ass.

6. No mustaches, mullets, bigots or firebirds.


I think that it is, I'm sure I've forgotten some over the years, but it has always cracked me up hearing about peoples rules, so fess up!

Originally Posted by Randy

guess I need to shave then .. I have had hair on my upper lip for the last 24 years .. give or take a few days here or there. I also grow a beard in the winter to keep my face from freezing off when I am working outside.

Oh no, a mustache as part of other facial hair is great, I love facial hair. Just no mustaches alone...