Do you have rules girls?

[KendraJade]

Not sex or swinging rules, but those old rules from dating? I used to get so much crap from my friends for my rules back when I was dating, but I still stand by them (the rules, fuck the friends). Good thing I don't plan on being single again!


1. If he takes longer in the bathroom to get ready then I do, no deal.

1-a. Likewise, if he owns more hair/face products then I do...

2. If his hair or fingernails are longer then mine (on purpose), no deal. (I know lots of girls love long hair, I might be the only one that doesnt)

3. He had to be 6'4" to earn a date (shorter was totally allowable for just sex)

*this is the rule that all my SHORT girlfriends fed me crap for, "but what if you meet someone really amazing, blah-blah-blah-whine-snivel". All I was asking for was 3" measly inches! I KNOW my friend Jen would never have considered a guy 5'4"! And why did they care? Trying to keep all the tall guys for themselves? damn whores*


4. If I can't tell he has a hard-on through his jeans, probably not gonna happen.

5. He needs body hair. NOT a pelt please, but not spending 45 min in the shower shaving his ass.

6. No mustaches, mullets, bigots or firebirds.


I think that it is, I'm sure I've forgotten some over the years, but it has always cracked me up hearing about peoples rules, so fess up!

[maddison]

I dont remember having any rules but looking at yours makes me feel like maybe i should have...lol

[Elli]

Not too much back hair! :) But I do loooooove to nestle in a nice patch of chest hair!

[maddison]

Originally Posted by Elli

Not too much back hair! :) But I do loooooove to nestle in a nice patch of chest hair!

ah yes Elli I love the chest hair too

[Amierenee]

Clean shaven, yes that means chest too hehehe.

His Arms must be bigger then mine LOL I cant date a guy that I can bench press!!!! Thank god my man benchs over 600lbs I dont think I will catch that any time soon.

He must be willing to sacrifice our time so that I may spend hours and hours in the gym trainig with several sweaty guys and NOT get jelous!!!

Must be a good coach or cheerleader if he insists on coming to my training sessions or compitions!!!

must be willing to give me sex when ever I want it cause that is often!!

And if he dosnt know anything about how I lift do not pretend like he does just to try to tell me how to do it.

But I have gotten lucky and I got all that and more in my guy, After all he is my coach and my lover. What more could I want.

[AnnaNicole69]

If you date a man in your place, take care of your panties.

(Bad experience, I have date a man in my place and he found a pair of my panties. I have seen later that he have cum in while he is in the bathroom).

Originally Posted by AnnaNicole69

If you date a man in your place, take care of your panties.

(Bad experience, I have date a man in my place and he found a pair of my panties. I have seen later that he have cum in while he is in the bathroom).

EWWW Sounds creepy.

[cheri]

The chest hair is a must, but not too much. I don't care for long hair either.

[munchablemegan]

I would never date a racisit or man with a very dirty bathrooom

I met a guy once and he was cute and had a great job. He was a gentlemen seemed like a great catch til one nite I went for a drink to his place. I had to use the rest room , it was sooo gross that was it for me !! I was outa there


hmm I would not date someone shorter than me...luckily Ihave not met a adult male under 5 feet lol ( pretty safe I think)

[Randy]

Originally Posted by KendraJade

5. He needs body hair. NOT a pelt please, but not spending 45 min in the shower shaving his ass.

6. No mustaches, mullets, bigots or firebirds.

guess I need to shave then .. I have had hair on my upper lip for the last 24 years .. give or take a few days here or there. I also grow a beard in the winter to keep my face from freezing off when I am working outside.